Swineflooapalooza

Splashed all over the front cover of the intrepid Scotts Valley Press Boner Banner, 5/1/09:



One week later, a much smaller sidebar on the front page:



(Although the P-B did note, almost expectantly, that "So far, samples from 144 possible cases of swine flu ... had been forwarded for testing to a regional laboratory.... Results ... may not be known for up to seven days, officials said." Hope springs eternal.)

WE HERE AT KAHNBLOG WILL CONTINUE TO MONITOR THIS UNCHANGING SITUATION AND TO REPORT EVENTS AS THEY DON'T OCCUR.